Well, the crazy gang over at Real Live Preacher have been having fun with pirate talk and such in preparation for Talk Like a Pirate Day, and it seemed like a good idea at the time, so I want to now introduce Real Live Pirate. This is a work in progress. We'll just have to see how it progresses.
Posted by JoKeR at September 05, 2005 10:03 PM | TrackBackFrom the blog One Good Thing (http://buggydoo.blogspot.com/2005/09/things-are-looking-up-honeysuckle.html):
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. The bartender does a double take upon seeing this and asks the pirate about it.
Barman: Uh, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants? Doesn't it bother you?
Pirate: Arr! It's driving me nuts!